《我的理想》(作者：某四年級(jí)小學(xué)生，男，父母在菜市場(chǎng)販雞)

我的理想是做一坨雞屎，一坨又大又臭的雞屎。

我首先要去臭死我的同學(xué)XXX，因?yàn)樗妨宋业奈迕X一直不還，上課還拿我的本子亂劃。

我還要臭死我的班主任，她每次找我談話都是收錢，收這么多的錢，我要臭死她。

我還要臭死數(shù)學(xué)老師，這個(gè)學(xué)期我每次考試都不及格，其實(shí)我能及格的，但是他不讓我抄。

我還要臭死校長(zhǎng)，為什么星期一的升旗儀式他可以在臺(tái)上講話，我們要在下面淋雨。

最后我要臭死自己，我臭死這么多人,警察一定拉我去坐牢，我不要坐牢，我把自己也臭死。

"My ideal" (Author : A fourth-grade students, male, Parents markets selling chickens) is the ideal, I do Yituo droppings, Yituo big smelly droppings. I go to my classmates Chousi XXX, because he owes me the money has not also gave. I also take classes in the book is zoned chaos. I also Xiusi my class, I find her remarks are each collect so much money, I would like to Chousi her. I also Xiusi math teacher this semester Every time I passed the examination is not, in fact, I can pass. But he will not let me copy. I also Xiusi principals, why he can stage a flag-raising ceremony Monday speech, we should be below drenched. Finally, I would like to Chousi myself, I Xiusi so many people, a police officer and pulling to jail, I will not go to jail. I also Chousi.