At the Market...

在市場上

Chellie and Hoodie are picking up some odds and ends at the market.

謝莉和胡迪在市場上買一些零零碎碎的東西。

Chellie: I'm bummed. The candy section's been cleaned out. They're fresh out of all the good stuff.

謝莉：沒勁，糖果的貨架上都空了，好東西都賣完了。

Hoodie:Oh, give it a rest, You just stuffed your face a half hour ago. I swear, you have a one-track mind. Here, why don't you buy one of these papers instead. It'll take your mind off food.

胡迪：你有完沒完.半小時(shí)前你才吃得飽飽的，你滿腦子就只有吃，嘿，干嘛不買份報(bào)紙看看換換腦子，別老是想著吃的東西。

Chellie: I'm totally sure! How can you read those things? They're so stupid. Lookit: “Woman dumps her husband when she catches him red-handed with another woman…from Mars!”

謝莉：我真是搞不懂，你怎么會要看這種愚蠢的東西?你看：“丈夫和什么火星上來的女人鬼混，妻子當(dāng)場捉奸，憤然休夫。

Hoodie:Talk about getting caught with your pants down. Well, if you don't buy it，I will.

胡迪：連當(dāng)揚(yáng)被抓住都講到了!好了，你不買，我買。

Chellie: I don't get it. You always rag on me if I buy one of those. Now you tell me that you actually fall for that stuff they print in those rags?

謝莉：這下我可不懂了。平時(shí)我要是買這種報(bào)紙，你就跟我沒完.可這回，這種無聊小報(bào)上亂七八糟的東西，你竟然也信起來了。

Hoodie: No, but I get a kick out of reading the articles. Uh, oh. Speaking of women from Mars, look what the cat dragged in.., Angie Stevens, I can't put my finger on whafs diflferem about her.

胡迪：不是，我只不過是看著好玩而已。嘿，嘿，正說著從火星來的女人，看看那邊是誰進(jìn)來了——安琪•史蒂文斯。我說不出來，她好像什么地方變了。

Chellie: Get a clue, would ya! She's had plastic surgery in a big way. Don't you remember that honker she used to have?

謝莉：不知道了吧!她做了大面積的整容手術(shù)。你還記不記得她以前的鼻子很大?

Hoodie:That's right. Wouldn't you have done the same thing if you looked like her?

胡迪：對，對。你要是長得像她那樣，不會也去整容吧?

Chellie: Forget that noise! You've got to be nuts to go under the knife as maay times as she has.

謝莉：怎么可能!像她那樣一次又一次地整容，不發(fā)瘋才怪呢?